Monday, July 16, 2007

Slave to sex (to the tune of Slave for You)

I know I may be young
but you know, I've got urges too
and I need to do something about them


All you people think of me
like I'm a nice young girl
well didcha ever think it'd be ok
for me to find out a little more

always saying now now
don't go into that store
well I just need to find out
what I'll find behind this door


get it get it (some)
get it get it (some)
get it get it
slut slut slut slut

I may come off hysterical
I may just be naive
well it's been seven days I can't
stop it
and I'm getting no release


what's well-behaved what's acceptable (OR what's practical, consensual)
what the hell, who gives
cause I know this is the
only way I'll ever want to live


I'm a sla-a-ave to sex
I can't control it
I cannot repress it
I'm a sla-a-ave to sex
I can't deny it
are ya gonna buy it

baby dontchu wanna
get on top of me
I've worn machines down with your name
baby dontchu wanna
educate me
all for another kind of game

like that
uh huh
I'm beginning ta like this
now watch me

I'm a sla-a-ave to sex

get it get it (some)

Sunday, July 15, 2007


Melissa Cord

She was more like a tranny queen
on the sex change scene
I said I don't mind but what do you mean
he bombed the Ts

who would dance
at the pit
with a bulge

She told me her name was Melissa Cord
and I got real bored
then all eyes turned on her
cause she was packing a gun


who would dance
at the pit
with a bulge


People always told me
be careful what you do
don't go and live with a terrorist
and Mama always told me
look down there before you fuck
be careful what you do
because the chick she is a dude, hey hey

Melissa Cord is not a woman
she's just a dude who says that he is a she
but the she is really a he

10 years of domestic partnership
the law was on their side
but who can stand when she's in demand
her stupid holy crackers
who would dance at the pit with a bulge
so take my strong advice
just remember to check down there twice
do look twice do look twice

she caused her boyfriend to bomb the Ts
then she looked at me
I screamed when I looked close and
saw her adam's apple like mine
who would dance at the pit with a bulge

people always told me
be careful what you do
don't go and live with a terrorist
ooh hoo
and she came and stood right by me
I could smell testosterone
this happened all too soon
I shouldn't have gone into that school hey hey


CHORUS

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Sex Change Queen (to the tune of Dancing Queen)

Wednesday night and the lights are low
ducking out of the improv show
where to find the best music
going out with friends
you're in the mood for T

Everybody could be that dude
You know where to find the mood
with a bit of light music
you wanna tap your toes
you're gonna get down now
you're gonna spin around


you are the sex change queen
---- ----- oh of Stanton Street
Sex change queen
feel the beat
where are you hiding Tiffany (??not sure what to write here)
(your boyfriend bombed the T's oh yeah)

you can dress
you can wig
having the phone date tonight oh oh
see that dude become a dame
she is the sex change queen

you're a poser you lead them on
leave them wondering and then you're gone
lookin' out for a lover
play the gay card to get laid
you're in the mood for T
and when you step to the street


oh oh